the very uncollected

by SALMON MAN

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an ep about shit. all by me.
Label: Bottomdollar

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released May 27, 2015

Produced; Alex Wanna (just beats from youtube)
Writers; Alex Wanna (not really, just off the top)
Artwork; Alex Wanna (just alot of bullshit)

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SALMON MAN Belcourt, North Dakota

freestyle god, yungest nigga alive, god's homie

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Track Name: uncollected
yo I'm the best, like the rest, on my chest, like the... best, and I got problems, cause i'm sad, and i stink like poop, all the time, [?], [?], no matter what, im the crazy ass, and lately, i've been feeling like I can do anything, yesterday, i was walkin around town, and i fell, they offered to pick me up but i said no, [?] house, so I jumped it and sprained my shoulder, my home died yesterday, he's gay, his name is jacob, [?] fagcob, and im the best, uncollected like the rest, and to all you stupid faces, im the greatest, and no matter what, (I don't know how to rhyme with that), and i am something other than you, and i don't like to chew, only gum, and just like the rest, im the best, [?] vapor, and throw me up in the trash can, I'm the damn man, like the lamb man, im crazy, im crazy, you don't even know me, bring in kony, so I could show him what I really made him, this is uncollected, this is very uncollected, this is uncollected, the very uncollected, im the greatest, and the latest, may 27th, yay, shout out to bottomdollar, and shoutout to everybody else that didn't support me worth shite, you guys all suck and im the best and im best you guys don't even matter anymore, and shout out to me, im getting money now, not really but, im still getting money, and my album's for free, you should probably get it, you should probably not get it, it wouldn't be safe at all, well yeah, you're gay, nobody likes, you should probably go jump off a cliff o something, i'm being honest with you you're pretty gay nobody likes you, and tomorrow Im gonna be eating a peanut butter jelly sandwich, and its gonna be like the rest of that, bottom dollar.
Track Name: individuals (feat. jontin)
[salmon]
yo wassup homie

[jontin]
yo wassup

[salmon]
it's the gangstas in the house again

[jontin]
yee it is

[salmon]
and its salmon and...

[jontin]
the white hippie

[salmon]
jontin, as this one

[verse 1: salmon]
yo, i like to sag my balls to the ground whenever i like to pound yo chick in the ground
and i do it all the time, every single time
and i'm sherbet ice cream while i'm driving that supreme, vehicle,in my, dreams
nah man not in my dream it's really in real life because i am swagger, to the left,to the right, go

[verse 2: jontin]
yo this is jontin, i have a tiny dick, that's it

[verse 3: salmon]
ok, bars foreal, just like jail, foreal, and i got raped in the ass once, and it was pretty good, and i don't know how to explain it, cause this niggas bob saget
and it's pretty indispicable, like expicable me's indispicable in expendable
little faggots suck my tiny penis, and it's wrinkly like my wenis, and it's also big like, sheamus, i don't know

[break]
and if you front with us, we're gonna mess you up just like
(a kitty moo)

[verse 4: jontin]
yo this is jontin, one time, i asked her if she could deep-throat my dick, but it was too small, yea it was too small, i got tiny balls, and they're shriveled up inside of me, like my grandpa was inside of me, when i was a little boy, my mom punched me in the face, she said you're gay,
i said, yea mom that's right, i am, so what the fuck you gonna say, and my dad came in, and he had a sledgehammer, he beat my mom up, and he raped me, it felt good, grandpa joined him, and he did the front part, i no longer have a penis, i'm out

[verse 5: salmon]
to be the greatest, and jontin got raped by his grandpa his mom and his dad, that's messed up, i know, i'm not glad for it that's pretty messed up, this is the ending part, and you're not posed to be listening to this shit because you'll get aids, HIV aids, herpes, around your asshole and down your throat and in your uvula, and all over man (in your butthole) we're sorry, sorry
Track Name: ox
yo
i'm the greatest, my name is salmon, i am the latest
how come i always make that rhyme, with anus
sheamus

what else to rhyme with "us"
obama is bald, so are my balls
and the walls
this is terrible
hope that beat didn't scare you
i'm pretty terrible
if you download this than i'm incomparable to,
any another rapper that exist in the world
cause i, like to touch my balls
(with 4chan)
with 4...
that's gay
cause 4chan is gay,
and i have no other words to say but,
gay

my grandpa is gay [no he isn't, apologies for being mindless]
i'm also sorry grandpa, i know, i can't say any other word
because i'm not trying to get, gay
i could rhyme gay with gay
that's gay
i'm sorray
cause i'm a niggay
gay
(i'm sorry, this sounds fucking terrible)

i like to shove things up my asshole

and i am a big ass faggot
i take it in the anus
by a man named sheamus
cause lately i've been the greatest
and you don't really know me, homie
so don't talk shit about me
i am the guerrillas and i will kill you
with a spoon

i'll eat you out with a spoon
and i will kill you

and this is scarier
scarier
than my hairy
wenis
yo

i'm the greatest
my name is salmon
and i'm "hanis"?
and i will be playing with your anus
at the end the day
this is pretty crazy i know
but i don't know at the same time

salmon squad
Track Name: credit
yo
(WHAT)
it's salmon in the house
yeah
and all my swag is, the best
yeah homie, i'm the greatest
and you don't know me
and i like to jack off with Kony
and, i'm fapping right now
like a clown
and, in the end, in the end of the day
your gay
and with a bunch of strays
your still gay
rhymes are weak
so is my dick
so are my cheeks
so are my shits
so are my, piss
grammar at it's best
shit
and i like to take shits
on my porch
all the time
and i like to rhyme with,
crime and sine and crime
*mumbling*
i'm the greatest
on the latest
an something else
i'm half retarded as you can tell
i smell
(WHAT)
pretty bad
that woman just called that black man a nigger
(just pulls out a gat and)
[?] bigger
(YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK, PA PA PA PPPPPPPPPPP)
there's a white boy creeping in our classroom [homie alvin]
he looks gay
he is gay
just like my dad
because he's gay
i'm just kidding he's not gay because he works on construction and stuff and he wears hammers around his belt and, on his throat
and that sounds pretty gay but i'm not gay so i'll keep go-ing
yeah
i like to take it up my ass
while i sip a glass of water and champagne, man
i'm the greatest man
you don't even know me
i go along with Thomas and Kony
and
i am the greatest
credit at it's motherfucking best yes
yeah
yeah
yeah
Yeah
yeah
It's salmon man at its best'
With Faze Loomynarty
And he's gay and he has big boobies
And he looking at gay things like
Gay midget black african porn
i like looking at that stuff too but i can't admit it
and i am alive
like, anything else
and i am racist, i know
but don't bother me because i am as white as snow"
and i might be native, i don't know yet but,
who knows
i'm a faggot
I like to take it up the ass
with shards of glass
and them shards of glass, is a condom
Wow that's, gay
(..shot by, and please excuse the language, it's very sensitive, shot by a fucking nigger)
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
My nigger got shot yesterday
That's crazy
(Was I him?)
yes
welcome to the very uncollected everybody,
the album about racism and, everything else
i'm just kidding i never meant to offend you
i'm also kidding about that
this album's very shit
(download it)
and i like to take shits
on my porch-i, i already said that
i think i [?]
She's topless
(okay that's weird)
i'm a big faggot
i take it in the anus
i like sheamus
i already said that in a song but who cares
and i'm pretty hanis
unfortunately i'm the greatest
move out the way futuristic
because i got a pretty big dick
my dick is also pretty
i put it in play-doh
and i give it to my dog and he eats it
and my homies
yeah

salmon
Track Name: outro (feat. faze)
[salmon]
YO WASSUP HOMIE
IT'S SALMON
ON THE OUTRO
YEAHHH!!!

[faze]
YOUNG MONEY
A MILLI
(your dead on right now]

[salmon]
WHOA
YEAH
WHOA
YEAH SON

A MILLION HERE
A MILLION THERE
A MILLION HERE
AND A MILLION THERE AGAIN SON

GET READY TO GO TO THE KITCHEN AND EAT SOME TATER TOTS
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AFTER WE EAT SOME TATER TOTS
AND YOU'RE A BIG ASS FAGGOT
GO TO YOUR ROOM WILLIAM
I'M GONNA GET YOU UP THE ASS AND DOWN YOUR THROAT
SORRY SON BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW, THAT I WAS BORN A HOMOSEXUAL
HOW ARE YOU MADE, I DON'T KNOW

YOU WERE PROLLY CAUGHT FROM THE SPERM BANK YESTERDAY
HOW ARE YOU TWELVE, I DON'T KNOW
THIS IS TERRIBLE

I RAPED TWENTY KIDS YESTERDAY IN MY VAN
It didn't say free candy on it, it just said free rapes
and they still got my attention
they're all five year olds

and i am a terrible human being
and i scare kids with my large, penis
and my friends a faggot
i have no friends
so i guess i'm a faggot
"because i like to buy dildos from Spencers"
and they're twenty feet long
and i eat 'em

i also like to drink strawberry lube
all the dudes on that group that suck my dick is a dude
i'm sorry, all of you

aand, cumming left to right
and i'm just not right
because i'm a big faggot
and you already know it
i could fly kites
and, um, go back to raping kids
that's terrible
and i still haven't met sheamus yet
because i don't have a big anus yet
shout out to Lil Wayne for giving me this beat homie
but, Lil Wayne's a faggot
he could take it up his anus
with sheamus
and all his other friends cause he's a big faggot
and he's also a big faggot

something else
Payton's prolly gonna download this because this has the A Milli beat
and he likes this A Milli beat
I probably made this a lot better for him
cause, Payton also likes to eat strawberry ice cream
and i sell strawberry ice cream in my van
i don't know

sorry for being, a faggot
sorry
Track Name: belcourt
YO

ALL OF YOU ARE FAGGOTS
I'M GONNA PISS ON YOU
AND I'M GONNA SHIT ON YOU AT THE SAME TIME
YO
EMINEM, YOU'RE A FAGGOT
2PAC, YOU COULD SUCK MY PENIS
NOTORIOUS BIG, YOU SOUND LIKE SHEAMUS
NAS, YOU'RE NOT EVEN INSPIRATIONAL, YOU SUCK ASS
JAY-Z, YOU'RE A FAGGOT
DR. DRE IS A BIG FAGGOT
50 CENT IS A BIG FAGGOT
SNOOP DOGG IS A BIG FAGGOT
LIL WAYNE'S A BIG FAGGOT
ICE CUBE IS A FAGGOT
RAKIM COULD EAT MY SHIT
KANYE WEST IS A BIG FAGGOT
KENDRICK LAMAR IS, LIKE THE REST OF THEM
EAZY-E'S A BIG FAGGOT BECAUSE HE'S DEAD
BIG-L SHOULD BE, BIG P-NIS IN HIS ASS
DRAKE SHOULD BE TERRIBLE BECAUSE HE IS
T.I. IS TERRIBLE
TECH N9NE IS TERRIBLE
IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE IS TERRIBLE
ANDRE 3000 SUCKS ASS
WIZ KHALIFA'S A BIG FAGGOT
K.A.R.S, NOBODY HAS HEARD OF HIM
HOPSIN'S A BIG FAGGOT
THE GAME'S A BIG FAGGOT
YOUNG (THUG) HUNG IS A BIG FAGGOT
EVERY SINGLE ASIAN RAPPER'S A FAGGOT
BUSTA RHYMES' A BIG FAGGOT
DMX IS A BIG FAGGOT
(AND HE'S STILL LOOKING FOR THE HOOD)
BIG PUN IS A BIG FAGGOT
B.O.B. IS A BIG FAGGOT
LUDACRIS IS A BIG FAGGOT
KID CUDI'S A BIG FAGGOT
MIKE SHINODA'S A BIG FAGGOT
LUPE FIASCO'S A BIG FAGGOT
MACKELMORE'S A BIG FAGGOT
LL COOL J COULD SUCK MY PENIS
J. COLE IS A BIG FAGGOT
(J. Cole...)
SHARAD MJ'S A BIG FAGGOT
[?]'S A BIG FAGGOT
G DRAGON IS A BIG FAGGOT
SCARFACE IS A BIG FAGGOT
ROYCE DA 5'9" IS MY DAD
[?]
(i don't know how to say his name)
HE'S STILL A BIG FAGGOT
METHHEAD MAN'S A FAGGOT
DAWS IS A BIG FAGGOT
BIG SEAN'S A BIG FAGGOT
MOS DEF IS A BIG FAGGOT
COOL J RAP IS A BIG FAGGOT
ARAMA'S A BIG FAGGOT
AKON IS AFRICAN
NICKI MINAJ IS A FAGGOT
and she's a hoe

that is the ending

for all of you who enjoyed the album
i feel sorry for you
the fact that you can't find anything better in life
but my music
i am the controller of worlds
i am your father
now go to your room
i'll have a hot dish, tater tot dish ready for you son
with a good 'ol dick
i am sorry
i ruin everything

(the end)
yeah

always a good end
when it gets, to me
i am your lord salmon
i'm gonna kill you
and your grandpa
i stole your dog [some more irony]
(sheamus is love, sheamus is life)
i snapped your dogs neck, yesterday
i snapped his neck by, putting a steal beam between his cheeks
(i'm sorry)

shout out to my homies faze, salmon man,
oh wait
shout out to my homies faze, hershey squirts, craw craw, fabiano, and everyone else in the salmon squad, all of you guys are faggots

i'm not even kidding all of you guys could suck my fucking penis
you look, like, fucking gay
Track Name: lock
yo man, i get money every single day
and it doesn't matter
cause i think i'm gay
nah, no, wait a minute
becuase i got fucked in the ass yesterday
doesn't matter about what i say
but, if your stuck here, then go away
because you're stupid, and you're still gay
just like my grandpa (jk i'm sorry grandpa)
and i wear thongs made out of nails
and i like to step on snails
and i'm a big 'ol faggot
and that doesn't really matter anymore
cause you're gay
yeah
and whenever you turn gay
you like to take it up the ass
and i'm sorry that this the only thing that-
*door opens and slams*